I doubt my dream job would be fitting for most others..

I would own and run a gaming shop..
I would travel to various gaming friendly conventions..
I would play test games..
I would even write my own..

and no..
when I say games, I do not mean anything on a PC or console..

rpg's.. glorious rpg's..
with dice..
with pencil and paper..
with imagination and ( Read more... )

Short answer.. yes..

the long nixtacular answer.. yes and then continues further down

Of course, I would take the fucking gloriously inventive pill.  I'm an American.. this apparently means that I am a lazy, war-mongering, fat, and only marginally better educated than a weevil inebriated tub of human lard.  This pill would allow me to continue to ( Read more... )

whores.. hookers.. and strippers..
the trifecta of skanks

sure, I could give it away to a charity..
sure, I could give it away to a school..

but whores, hookers, and strippers need that help as well.. its not cheap to support a crack habit while going to college..
that million dollars would go farther in stimulating the economy than if I simply dumped ( Read more... )

sire?
that's not being active enough.. that would mean that the game would be played on a level or semi-level field, that's leaving too much to chance. It's much better to stack as many advantages in my favor, while depriving the enemy of theirs.
instead I would begin by picking off key members of the rival team and planting false evidence.  this ( Read more... )

you're asking a short, tubby, dude whose main physical endeavor is masturbation and has grown up watching t.v. whether or not he would want to basically join Star Fleet, the Rebel Alliance, the Babylon 5 project,  or any other geeks wet dream that revolves around space travel whether or not I would want to give it a try???

fuck ya I would!!!

I wanted ( Read more... )

what's my favorite french thing?
I'd have to go with their willingness to surrender..
this will aid my take over of the world..

also since they are a nation of chain smoking, butter slurping hedonists.. I won't have to worry about any insurrections from that reagion since they will all be suffering from heart failure.

now.. en frenchie

le wat is me ( Read more... )

so, this one looked faintly interesting (at least they stopped with the endless list of 'green' questions). 
I read some of the others.. like 'be on a tour of the world on foot'.. on foot???
do these people have a clue how big the planet is?
how hot, humid, and disgusting some parts are?

have fun walking past that sewage treatment plant mid-august.. ( Read more... )

perfect weekend..

hrmm..

friday night.. table-top gaming: 7th Sea, followed by a couple of movies all the while catered by hawt chicks serving thai, fancy tacos, pizza

saturday morning.. table-top gaming: Shadowrun, catered by hawt chicks serving breakfast burritos

saturday afternoon.. table-top gaming: 7th Sea, catered by hawt chicks serving grilled ( Read more... )

yet.. I sort of thought it wrong to actually join KinkyJews.com since I'm not actually Jewish

damn me and my sanctity of organized religions where the womens are hawties!!!

I need to cleanse myself of these unclean thoughts of respecting a religion.. 
yes.. I do!
I need to cleanse myself of these impure meanderings in my mind of respecting organized ( Read more... )

well.. boiled down its basically:
hedonism, some mild debauchery, followed by table-top gaming..

ok.. technically..
the cycle would be wake-up, hedonism, gaming, hedonism, mild-debauchery, gaming, gaming with hedonism, mild-debauchery, gaming, mild-debauchery, sleep (with mild-debauchery)

throw in some hot chicks (and I suppose a male friend or two as ( Read more... )